Humorous Wedding Speech by the Groom :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech by the GroomIt is apparent from the opening few lines of this tongue that the groom has an excellent relationship with the brides parents and this can be really useful, not just in the future, for obvious reasons, but it can alike make the words more humorous. This speech is also a technical example of using events in history that happened on the same date as a citation of humor.Thank you for those lovely words. Id like to remind you that youre not so much losing a little girl, but regaining three closets (wardrobes).I will not exit the set-back time my wife took me home to meet her parents. To break the ice, I asked her dad which team he supported. West Ham (Cubs) he replied. Which was obvious as he lives in London (Chicago). So I said I bet its exciting when you win a match (tournament). I dont know, he replied. Ive however been supporting them For six seasons (ten seasons).By the way I havent forgotten, Ill sign that receipt for you. He has writte n out a receipt for me. It reads Received one daughter in perfect condition, in full guaranteed. Care Notes gets bored easily keep busy with a constant supply of chores.Not to be outdone, my mom also has a receipt for my wife to sign. It reads Received one son, sold as seen, no refunds under any circumstances. Ive re-decorated the room and changed the locks so youre stuck with him. Care Notes de-hydrates easily, top up regularly with beer.While writing this speech, I thought it would be a good idea to research around events in history which happened on this day. I found out that on this day in 1889 Sherlock Holmes appeared in the Adventure of The Engineers Thumb and in 1948 synthetic rubber was first used in asphaltic concrete. Im sure both of these events will be a real inspiration to us over the years.Now, there are some thankyous that Id like to convey on behalf of my wife and I. We both want to thank the brides parents for the support theyve given us. From day one, you have been fully behind us, and have always demonstrated how a marriage should be - and thats successful. Ill do my best to live up to your expectations and promise to take good care of your daughter.